glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA

AND THEN

YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT. 

dr-watsons-lover:

everystoryneedsavillain:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Dear me Mr. Holmes

What happened to you?

Deserting your friends

And “taking” your life

You’ve made quite a mess

And caused lots of strife

And your little friend John

What about him

Without you

He looks quite grim

So think very hard

Before you return

Not everyone can handle

That kind of burn

Dear me Mr. Holmes

Does my name ring a bell?

That day you faked your death

I faked mine as well.

-JM

*Hyperventilates*

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

sluttyoliveoil:

when you type something REALLY fast and youre sure you made a typo but you didnt

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seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

cumfort:

so many tv shows to watch so little time to watch them all

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

thechildofthebadwolf:

iamrebornthruhim:

Is is one of those episodes that was so important to the show. Not because it was major plot device but because it was an episode that, for the most part, was random yet hit every viewer right in the heart.

Why did no one remember her?

Does this episode show what humans are capable of or does this show a side of the doctor never witnessed before?

that old guy said that he made this trip 14 times. in all those 14 times he never thought to ask the hostess what her name was?

maichan808:

I HAVE TO WONDER IF THE DIRECTOR WAS LIKE: EVERYBODY STAND AROUND WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS LOOKING VAGUELY DISGRUNTLED… UNLESS YOU’RE THOMAS. THOMAS, YOU STAND AROUND LOOKING CONFUSED.

ianoseha